The Persian Prince...

My girlfriend fixed me up with the Persian Prince. She had dated him 10 years earlier. Not for her she said but perfect for me. He was the shit. A very successful real estate developer who lived in his castle high atop a 90210 mountain. Once he saw my pix on the cover of a magazine...

Rasta Cougar Hunter...

I was recently at a premiere party and met this very handsome young black guy. He was 28 years old with serious rasta hair, dark chocolate skin and a burgeoning music career. The meeting was accidental, the conversation brief and business like with the perfunctory exchange of business...

Mr. Worser...

I was in New Orleans a few years ago, for my girlfriends wedding, when I met this guy at a swanky French Quarter bar.  He had a very high profile corporate job for an NBA team. It’s always a plus to meet a guy with a job. A real job. He talked about his extensive education,...

The “O” hat...

Not orgasm — silly. First of all, never on a first date. Second of all, who could possibly be a hater of the finest thing in life. Nope, what I am talking about is the Offspring Hater. I was absolutely head over heels in love with this guy. In fact, I had never actually felt...

The Sports Agent...

The phone conversation was scintillating. His voice was strong and masculine like a radio announcer. I was really looking forward to meeting this man, he sounded so impressive. Had an interesting career. He knew lots of sports celebrities. If nothing else I was guaranteed an evening...

Coupon Guy...

Coups is traditionally defined as a highly successful accomplishment like winning the masters or pitching a no hit game in the big leagues but in this case I am referring to a man and his clippings. Now I know times are tough and I am all for saving a buck but whipping out your newspaper...

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